http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/-t1.htm Have a funny joke that you found on the internet or just a funny joke you hear? Then post it here and let people laugh Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:24:24 GMT 10 http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2561/eflogo1.jpg http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/-t1.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/from-the-selfless-people-in-the-er-t312.htm DOS_1_0 http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985 Some good ones: If the two dudes live in YOUR city, don't sit out on your front porch reading the bible and minding your own business at 2 AM unless you are praying to be shot Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol. When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do ... Jokes Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:24:24 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/from-the-selfless-people-in-the-er-t312.htm#975 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/from-the-selfless-people-in-the-er-t312.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/micheal-jackson-jokes-t298.htm -Megatron- ~ LT-Killa Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory. When Farrah Fawcett died and was at the Pearly gates she was granted 1 wish.She wished that all the children would be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson passed away yesterday from heart failure Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys ... Jokes Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:15:48 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/micheal-jackson-jokes-t298.htm#919 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/micheal-jackson-jokes-t298.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/call-of-duty-rap-song-gamingxx-t246.htm GamingXx So I was very bored at school and I made this one with lil' help of my classm8. Anyways.....EnjoY!!!! (SOUNDS BETTER IF U SING THIS WITH RAP SONG xD ) CALL OF DUTY, THAT'S MY GAME 10th PRESTIGE,2 DAYS I'M PLAY I'M NOT CHEATING I NEVER WILL REASON IS...I'M PWNING! PUTTING ROUND BOX ON PPsH KILL STREAK IS RISING OVER 15. WHEN I'M USING BOUNCING BETTIES, NOOBS ARE FLYNG LIKE MEATS! CAMPERS ARE CAMPING, FROM ROOFS THEY'RE FALLING, WITH SCOPE WHEN I'M AIMING, AND ... Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:34:34 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/call-of-duty-rap-song-gamingxx-t246.htm#749 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/call-of-duty-rap-song-gamingxx-t246.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/101-ways-to-annoy-people-t233.htm GamingXx 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and ... Jokes Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:16:00 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/101-ways-to-annoy-people-t233.htm#710 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/101-ways-to-annoy-people-t233.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/your-mom-s-so-t129.htm XxLanexX Your mom's so fat: her feet don't get wet when she showers I ran around her twice and got lost whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in she stepped on a scale, looked down, and said "Hey, that's my phone number" when she fell she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again the horse on her Ralph Lauren polo is real Your mom's so stupid: she took a spoon to the superbowl she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order she was fired from the M&M factory ... Jokes Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:34:03 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/your-mom-s-so-t129.htm#282 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/your-mom-s-so-t129.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/blonde-paint-job-t61.htm -Megatron- ~ LT-Killa A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the ... Jokes Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:28:36 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/blonde-paint-job-t61.htm#89 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/blonde-paint-job-t61.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/chinese-sick-leave-t16.htm -Megatron- ~ LT-Killa CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some lovin. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. ... Jokes Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:40:29 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/chinese-sick-leave-t16.htm#17 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/chinese-sick-leave-t16.htm http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/tarzan-not-know-sex-t15.htm -Megatron- ~ LT-Killa When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. ... Jokes Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:40:05 GMT http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/tarzan-not-know-sex-t15.htm#16 http://elitefighters.darkbb.com/jokes-f6/tarzan-not-know-sex-t15.htm