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PostSubject: Tarzan Not know Sex   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:40 am

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him,

and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"

Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood

And then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the heck did you do that for?!"

"Tarzan check for bees."
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