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PostSubject: Micheal Jackson jokes!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:15 pm

Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

When Farrah Fawcett died and was at the Pearly gates she was granted 1 wish.She wished that all the children would be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson passed away yesterday from heart failure Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so that kids can play with him for a change

out of respect for Michael Jackson, McDonalds is releasing the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

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