Your Mom's so.....

Your mom's so fat:
her feet don't get wet when she showers
I ran around her twice and got lost
whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
she stepped on a scale, looked down, and said "Hey, that's my phone number"
when she fell she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
the horse on her Ralph Lauren polo is real
Your mom's so stupid:
she took a spoon to the superbowl
she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws
she got hit by a parked car
Your mom's so old:
she D'J'd at the Boston Tea Party
she was the waitress at the Last Supper
she has an autographed bible
when she was in school there was no history class

that's all i got. enjoy.

lol....i got one....your mom's so ugly she makes a happy meal frown ;D and also about the parked car....my friend got hit by one and now we call him spedy [sp]ecial [ed] he is very funny and he had to go to the hospital after that xD