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PostSubject: Someone stole things from me   Someone stole things from me I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 27, 2010 2:06 am

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator," he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."


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